Steve MacMillan
Noted misogynist and former sexual deviant, Steve Macmillan was the president of his Frat before being impeached for being “too awesome.”* He currently resides in “whatever part of town the chicks are in.”
Jules Guildenstern
After spending his last $5 on mustache cream, Jules Guildenstern (legally changed his name from Mike O’Reilly) spent the last five years as a “modern nomad” and listening to music made up entirely of steam engine sounds that only comes on cassette.
Ruth Lodge
Ruth was a feminists studies major at Smith College and spent an extensive amount of time observing the behavior of college males in a dissertation titled “Male: the predictable gender and its commonalities throughout all species”. Ruth takes pride in choosing to save herself for marriage. She loves watching Gilmore Girls with her six cats.
*has not been confirmed