1. Your current boyfriend isn’t the solution to all your problems.
2. You still fantasize about Ryan Gosling
3. He does well but you’re gonna have to get a job, too.
4. Your friends aren’t jealous!
5. He hasn’t even proposed.
Like you wouldn’t say yes anyway because of all that other stuff you just wrote, I mean read. But like he isn’t good enough for you, so he should have proposed in case you get away. Unless he’s cheating. He might be. I knew it. I will never talk to him again. Unless he threatens to leave then I’ll calm down and tell myself it’ll be different this time because it totally will be.
Agreed LOL