A lot of people have been giving up booze lately and I will not be one of them. Drinking is rad! I love everything about my life, and we all know that having fun sober is fucking impossible!!!! Lol!! Here are five reasons that I will be drunk until I’m dead. 1. Remembering people, […]
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It happens to all of us. You’re perusing your newsfeed on some idle Tuesday and then it catches your eye. A black and white photo of a male and female model sharing a laugh in the park, superimposed above the headline “33 1/3 reasons a half glass of wine ruined your love life. ” Next […]
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Did you spent the winter eating cookie dough for dinner, skipping the gym, and drinking until you blacked out every night? DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT! Fitness is EASY and it’s for everyone and you can get the results you need without even trying. Here are some sure fire ways to tone up and slim down. […]
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1. Your destructive behavior has been found to not completely debilitate like one or two successful famous people. Steve Jobs was an asshole. Bill Gates has OCD. Your mom is left handed. Look, they’re successful and you have similar tendencies so you’ll be successful, too. 2. Your acting/modeling/singing career is just a matter of […]
Read More →1. His friends keep saying all he does is talk about you. They’re his friends, they know him best, right? And why would they lie to you? They’re sorta your friends, too. Like that time you and Jim talked about music and you guys both liked two of the same songs. Or that time Mike asked […]
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